Could a book filled with punchy short stories laced with dark humor be an antidote to 2020?Author Richard Lovrich is willing to bet it is. “Have a Very Bad Day,” his recently published and appropriately-named book is packed with hundreds of disturbing and wickedly funny bite-sized narratives. – Indiana Nash - The Daily Gazette

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HAVE A VERY BAD DAY

HAVE A VERY BAD DAY is a very funny book of short stories that reminds us that on our way to success – life may place a boulder, an ax, the Large Hadron Collider, a bullet, an unfaithful spouse, a conflagration, cannibal, dishwasher, French baker, hamburger or meteor in our path.

Nearly 300 regrettable tales, penned into three themed and troubling chapters. Terrible, terse tales told in as little as one stunted paragraph, to those of a single, equally disquieting, sentence in length. Have a Very Bad Day asks life’s important questions. Can a colonoscopy lead to romance? Why was that Portuguese Man O’ War hiding in a laundry basket? Did that little girl really mean to leave her brother to drown?

FOR A LIMITED TIME – HAVBD SHIPPING TO ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS FREE - LUCKY YOU.

Oh yeah and a free bookmark, shown below while supplies last. When did Amazon ever give you a luxury bookmark? I didn’t think so.

 

TODAY’S VERY SHORT STORY

TODAY’S LESSON
Aiden had overslept again this morning, so in last-straw retribution, Brittany drew a dick on his head with permanent-marker, woke him up and kicked his ass out of the house. To catch the school bus. For his first day of kindergarten. 

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A free HAE A VERY BAD DAY bookmark will be included with every book purchased. Show your HAVE A VERY BAD DAY spirit no matter what book you use it in, from cookbooks to bibles, this bookmark says “I see things differently”. This elegant bookmark sports a black tassel adorned with a metal, Exvoto, Nicho Retablo Milargo charm.

 
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